how to pick up CHICKS!!

eggeworth:

  • cup your hands around them protectively
  • lift them from the ground
  • gently kiss their fuzzy heads
  • say “peep peep” calmingly so as not to be pecked
  • peep peep

booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you


crawling my way to the end of this semester
crawling my way to the end of this semester


epic-vines:

And this is why I never get homework done

Vine by: Best Vines


vinebox:

worst pain imaginable

forbrightskies:

  • If you want to have sex after being together one hour that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one week that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one month that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one year that’s fine
  • If you want to wait until marriage that’s fine
  • If you’re not even together that’s fine too
  • IT’S ALL FINE NOW PLEASE STOP THINKING OTHER PEOPLE’S SEX IS YOUR BUSINESS THANK YOU 

guy:

*aggressively stabs at each individual letter when retyping password*

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER


moth866643999642311568:

i found this series of stock images that are supposed to be of bullying but they just look really gay to me

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