butt-grab:

so we went to an improv show and we played this game where somebody is given a trait and another player has to guess what it is based on how they answer questions

and one of the players who was a taxidermist was asked “what do you do for a living?” and she replied “oh you know…. stuff” AND TO THIS DAY THAT IS THE GREATEST PUN I HAVE EVER HEARD MY GOD


highbrowandbeard:

THIS IS MY NEW FAVOURITE LINE

missmindylahiri said: So, like, let's say that my teeth turn to liquid and then they drip down the back of my throat. What would you call that?

dundermifflinscranton:

roryomalley:

i’ve never met hugh jackman but i trust him.

tactical-facepalm:

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tactical-facepalm:

Extreme Goat

http://tactical-facepalm.tumblr.com/

taco-bell-rey:

this website translates Jaden Smith’s tweets omg

taco-bell-rey:

this website translates Jaden Smith’s tweets omg


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