“The first time I smoked weed was with Demi and Miley. I must have been 17 or 18. They kept saying, “Try it! Try it!” so I gave it a shot, and it was all right. I don’t even smoke weed that often anymore.”—
Average Disney fan:Watches Disney movie, sings the songs, throws in a couple of quotes here and there
ME:WATCES DISNEY MOVIE, RECITES THE ENTIRE SCRIPT, SINGS ALL THE SONGS WITH ALL THEIR VOICES AND EXPRESSIONS, FLAWLWESSLY IMITATES EVERY SINGLE ACTION, REELS OFF A LIST OF TRIVIA ABOUT THE VOICE ACTORS AND ANIMATORS, POINTS OUT MISTAKES AND EASTER EGGS, GIVES A COMPLETE COMMENTARY, KNOWS THE DELETED SCENES, DELVES DEEPER INTO THE MORALS AND MESSAGES OF THE STORIES, CRIES AT THE BEGINNING, CRIES IN THE MIDDLE, CRIES AT THE END.